Movie Cliches

Things that don't happen in real life that do happen on television and in movies:

1. Digital clocks click when they change.
   
2. Anyone shaving will cut himself.
3. All microphones feedback when spoken into.
4. All couples have sex in their underwear (and don't even get me started of L-shaped sheets).
5. Dogs know who the bad guy is.
6. Anyone watching a video of any kind will rewind it and watch some shortened part again. Often several times.
7. It is possible to go into a bar and order "beer".
8. Lightning is always accompanied by thunder.
9. It is possible to drive across New York or LA in less than five hours.
   

Don't let these happen to you.

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