I suppose I should comment on the much-loved and now-ended Battlestar Galactica. The finale's on Hulu now, so if you haven't seen it yet, it's your own damned fault. Be that as it may, spoilers ahead.
Monday, March 30, 2009
RIP BSG
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Inna Gada DaKanada?!
Currently listening to Blaise Bailey Finnegan III by Godspeed You! Black Emperor off their EP Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada.
This is the kind of art metal that makes Tool look like they just aren't trying hard enough. Anywho, this track is 17:45 long, making it the longest single song I have on the old iPod. I've got a few "tracks" that are longer, but most of those are long remixes of existing short-form songs, or they were the last track off a CD with a hidden track attached to the end (and however many minutes of blank space were en vogue that year). I think the longest track I have is the final track off OK GO's Oh No!, which, full disclosure, I haven't listened to yet, so it may invalidate this whole posting, but I think it's a safe bet to hedge. That track is over 34 minutes (longer than most Sum 41 albums), and just behind that is the final track off Jars of Clay's self-titled disc, clocking in at 27 minutes and change.
Of course, I don't have any Iron Butterfly, so perhaps none of this is all that impressive.
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Hindsight's 20/20
They say the best things in life are free. They also say that you get what you pay for. They say that he who hesitates is lost. But they also say to look before you leap. They say the unexamined life is not worth living, but the also say that ignorance is bliss.
Can we agree, at least for the moment, that "they" are idiots.
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Friday, March 27, 2009
Info Q Too, Buddy!
Dealing with a Glass Hole
Got my windshield replaced today by AutoCraft. It was fast, convenient, and less expensive than I'd anticipated. Also, I was able to get a quote over e-mail.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Economy
Finally, some good news about the economy. I'm not talking about he DOW. It did jump 500 points Monday and only dropped about 100 yesterday, and while this is an upward trend, it still demonstrates the volatility of an unstable market.
No, I'm talking about new orders for manufactured goods, which were up in February by 3.4% after six consecutive monthly decreases, the most recent of which was a 7.3% decrease in January. Adjusted to exclude transportation, it was a 3.9% increase; adjusted to exclude defense it was 1.7%.
What does this mean? It means that car makers have taken a hit (since their exclusion accounts for a .5% increase), but other manufactured goods providers have sold through their dead inventory and are starting to make purchases again.
The economy is based on movement. Let's say you sell widgets and you consistently sell 100 a month. Let's say it takes you 6 months to get them in from when you order them. Then an economic slump starts in January and you only sell 90 that month. That means that you have 110 in inventory and only order 90 for July. Then you sell 90 in February, but you still get 100 in from the order you placed six months before, so now you've got 120 in inventory so you only order 80 for August. Then yous sell 90 in March but receive 100. Etc, etc, etc. After a while you hit an equilibrium where you're consistently selling and receiving 90 per month, but until then, your orders for new stock are actually worse than your sales for existing stock.
In short, manufacturing gets hit extra hard early on because sellers have excess inventory laying around, and that may be finally coming to an end. Now the long-term behavior of the economy reflects the short-term situation a little better. To put it another way, now that we've stopped bleeding out, we can get down to the business of healing up.
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Insomnia Post
Argh. I can't sleep. I have a nearly-finished song stuck in my head. Lodged. Can't concentrate on anything else without coming back to the damned chorus.
It's a bit frustrating.
Actually, over time it morphs into that god-awful "Little Black Backpack" song from 1999. Stroke 9, I think. That song and my song have absolutely nothing in common, but I keep vacillating between the two.
Must sleep. I haven't gotten a really good night's repose in a month.
Argh.
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Send Your Suggestions to...
Why don't websites have suggestion boxes? Yesterday, I listed a whole slew of things that I thought would improve Amazon's services. I would tell them directly, but there's no place to do it.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Building a Better Amazon
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Bizarro Luthor?
Ben does a character study of Lex Luthor, and something occurred to me: this could be what is needed to save the Superman franchise. When they do the next reboot, tell the story from Luthor's point of view. The problem with Superman is that he's basically God. He has no character arc. He is simply a force of nature.
So make that the problem rather than the solution. Superman is an unstoppable force for good who makes humanity weaker. Luthor just wants to save the human race from itself (all while making a killing on real estate).
Food for thought,
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Saturday, March 21, 2009
AIG, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E
It's been interesting to get some counterpoint on the whole AIG bonus debacle. Since the media are fixed on the "moral outrage" angle, let's see what the other side looks like.
XCKD pointed out that the words $170 billion and $165 million sound pretty similar right next to each other but, in fact, are not. A drop in the bucket.
Slate's John Dickerson pointed out on Twitter that expert retention bonuses are not, in fact, frivolous, but are necessary when you want to keep your top people--whether they earned them or not. He compared it to the de-Ba'athification of the Iraqi government after Saddam's ouster from power. The qualified people, some of whom may have joined the Ba'ath party simply so they could participate in politics, were fired and new people--without connections, expertise, or experience--were brought in.
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Thursday, March 19, 2009
Sick and Oh-So-Right!
Okay, here's a movie pitch:
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
PC Gaming Musings Part 1: Love Me Some Valve
I finally got Boot Camp running correctly on the iMac at home, which has meant renewed access to my Steam account, so over the weekend I played through Portal again and got to try my hand at Left 4 Dead.
- L4D was born while Valve were working on the bots for Counter-Strike: Source. They discovered that it was immensely fun to pit a couple guys working together with machine guns against thirty or forty bots with melee attacks. So they decided to build a game around that concept, and "zombie apocalypse" seemed the most apropos, conceptually.
- In Portal, backgrounds are squared and interactive objects are rounded, making them instantly distinguishable. Elevators, doors, buttons and portals are round. Even cubes have rounded edges and circles in their design.
- Because the focus on L4D is replay-value, many aspects of it are randomized, including enemy-spawning points, item-locations, dialog and music. This randomization inadvertantly made development easier because map changes were automatically populated by the game's virtual "director".
- The voice actress who plays GLaDOS is an operatic soprano.
- L4D uses lights and colors to guide you along the correct path. Safe houses and items are warm and saturated and the correct path is better lit than the detours are. Even though the levels are linear, they feel open because the player intuits the way from subliminal clues rather than being forced there by walls and obstructions (although there are plenty of those too). Similarly, hero characters have a warm, saturated look while the infected are desaturated and flat, making it easier to distinguish friend from foe.
- Several levels in Portal are there to train you to do simple things without overtly insulting your intelligence. Level 03, for example, supposedly introduces you to the "pit", but in reality it teaches players that portals are bi-directional. Play testers seemed to get stuck on the idea that blue was always an entrance and orange was always an exit, but the stagnant orange portal in the center of the level must be used as both an entrance and an exit in order to proceed.
- Both games are designed to prevent fatigue by mixing a couple basic schemes of play. Portal is constantly switching between simple timed puzzles and more complex strategic puzzles. L4D breaks up the keep-advancing-and-shoot-everything-that-moves dynamic with boss zombies that you want to either avoid altogether(e.g., witches) or pick off from a distance (e.g., boomers) and instances throughout each campaign where you have to dig in to a prepared defensive position before you can advance any more.
T.I.B.S: Back in a Siffy!
SciFi Channel has re-branded itself SyFy (which is pronounced "siffy"... or so I have declared). They claim that this is to eliminate the nerd stigma of "science fiction" and broaden their audience. At first glance, this sounds pretty stupid, but when you actually think it through, it's even stupider.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Who Really Pays Money for Software Anymore, Anyway?
I'm continually amazed at how much professional tools don't cost these days. Let's say you wanted to start a web development company on the cheap. What would you need?
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Watchmen Impressions
Apologies up front for the lack of a good pun in the title... "Kurt Watches the Watchmen" was just too obvious. Which only means that I've already told it a few times.
I'm a bit late to the Watchmen party, I know, but I feel the need to vocalize anyway because it's my blog and I'm allowed. Dammit.
Most of the things that I was nervous about turned out to not be issues: the changed ending worked just fine, perhaps even a little (heresy ahead, also spoilers) better than the ending in the graphic novel. The squid is a bit tough to take, and the rationale behind it isn't explained very fully in the book. Which is not to say it doesn't work in the book, but the whole "framing Dr. Manhattan" angle seemed ever-so-slightly more plausible.
Every single thing about Rorschach was excellent. Jackie Earle Haley's performance was spot-on. The costume looked good, the characterization was great. My wife complained that his freckles looked fake (my wife was also pointing out continuity errors in the height of Silk Spectre's heels, for perspective). Right up until he fell out of a window and began doing Kung Fu. Which brings me to my first complaint:
The fighting was way too stylized, and that cost the fights some of their brutality. Snyder made up for it by making the fights extra bloody and broken bones-y, which I have mixed feelings about. Not the direction I'd have taken, is all I'm saying. The opening fight between a then-unknown assailant and a then un-masked Comedian was almost laughable in its precise execution. It didn't feel like a brutal murder--it was too Crouching Tiger.
And this is perhaps microcosmic (real word?) of my feelings about the movie more generally. It was too shiney, too polished. Polished grit rather than a real world that had been worn down to grittiness. I also found the nod to 300 during that fight scene to be gratuitous, but since my wife didn't even notice it, that may have just been me.
Other things:
I loved the additions that were made, particularly the opening credits. They showed a thorough understanding of the world of Watchmen and told a lot of backstory with great economy. I think a little more creativity on Snyder's part could have shaved another twenty minutes off the film. Do we really need every detail of Dr. Manhattan's history? Is there some reason we establish his relationship with Jane after finding out she has cancer? Other than a fanatical devotion to source material, that is. If we'd chopped out some of that, we could have bypassed the office lunchroom scene, which was the only time where I found Dr. Manhattan's nudity to be distracting (mainly because his penis was in the freaking center of frame).
Speaking of nudity, the sex scene was a bit ungainly, and I gotta be honest, Malin Aeckerman is less attractive to me now that I've seen her without a pushup bra. Which is not to say that she isn't still hot... it's just... I dunno, leave something to the imagination ladies. And I maintain that she was miscast as a 40-year-old. Not quite so badly as Ozymandias, who was miscast in many many ways and whose character committed one of my pet peeves: being ambiguously European. And for the record, the nipples on his costume were distracting. Abby and I talked about who might have been better. She suggested Brad Pitt, and while we both agree that he could have done a better job in the role, his presence would have been, not to overuse a word, distracting. But seriously, when you're looking for a blond paragon of male beauty, accept no substitute.
I found the disclaimers at the end somewhat humorous. None of the people accepted money to endorse a tobacco product. Good to know. I s'pose. Also, apparently the events depicted in this movie are fictional, and any resemblance to events or persons living or dead is purely coincidental, despite the fact that one of the pivotal roles is Richard effing Nixon. Who, I'm told, was a real person.
Of course, Snyder disguised his Richard Nixon behind a comically large nose.
Le sigh.
So, overall, it was good. Not stellar, but good. Deliberately crafted, even if I disagree with some of the deliberations, and it is quite interesting, which has some value.
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Putting the Twit in... Nevermind
One of my favorite writers is now following me on Twitter. 'Sright, a man whose writing I follow pathologically is not a full third of my Twitter audience. I feel immense pressure to not screw things up now.
It's like that dream where you're naked and doing surgery you haven't studied for. You know the one.
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Saturday, March 14, 2009
Walter Sounds Off for God
Walter has posted his response to a post of mine in which I off-handedly mocked Creationism. I don't think my post was the--ahem--sole genesis of Walter's, but I imagine it contributed somewhat, and perhaps prompted him to go ahead and publish some things that had been lurking 'neath the surface. Now I will respond (in the spirit of discussion, not fighting... just so we're all clear).
So, a few things.
@Walter:
As I noted in the comments to my post, the purpose of my post was not to say that science automatically negates God and that evolution is the chief evidence of this. I only brought up the Creation/Evolution debate at all to give some sort of context to what was already an obtusely philosophical point, namely that "life" is more compliant with the second law of thermodynamics than inanimate objects are, and that I found that to be equal parts terrifying and ironic.
To elucidate more broadly, people often falsely equate "life" with "order" and assume that life therefore disagrees with the principle of entropy, even though the laws of thermodynamics are about dispersion of energy, not "order" in any sense that we conceive it.
And you're right in your broader points, too. Science cannot prove or disprove God. Science and God are not necessarily mutually exclusive. I agree.
But to expand the discussion, here's the thing: God and science have a nasty habit of stepping on each other's toes. There's no reason they can't coexist peacefully, and yet that never quite seem to do so, and an awful lot of this animousity stems from the God side of the debate. Progressive places like... um, Kansas... decide that faith can replace science even in the classroom. The scientific community takes offense and lashes back.
Part of the reason is that religion and science tend to eliminate the fundamental need for each other. Even though they have broad and disparate applications in modern life, on a fundamental level, both seek to answer the following questions:
- Where do we come from?
- Why are we here?
- What should be being doing while we're here?
- How does this help me get laid?
And let's not pretend that science hasn't been arrogantly dismissive at times as well. Neither party is completely innocent.
Here's another side though. God and science have difficulty coinciding in the minds of people because they represent fundamentally different approaches to understanding the world. Science is the pursuit of knowledge. To be scientific is to keep asking questions. To have faith is to stop asking questions.
That said, I think you and I are in agreement that the opening chapters of Genesis were never intended to be read as a literal interpretation of the way things came about.
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Friday, March 13, 2009
No, I Don't Have Crabs, Why Do You Ask?
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while:
Onion-N-N: Giant Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat to Humankind
Indeed,
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You Want Me to do What with my Whom?
From Slate's Explainer: Global Motherf*ckers which discusses how some variation on "have maternal incest" is an insult in nearly every culture.
Here's an amusing excerpt:
The first known print appearance of the English phrase—as the adjectival intensifier motherfucking—dates to a legal document from 1889. In a case before the Texas Court of Appeals, it was reported that the defendant had been referred to by another man as "that God damned mother-f—cking, bastardly son-of-a-bitch!" The phrase was considered so vile in late 19th-century America that, in another Texas court case, it was argued that a man who had been called a "mother-fucking son-of-a-bitch" by a person he later shot "could not be found guilty of a higher offense than manslaughter,"...
And that's saying something for a state judiciary that, to this days, thrives on the death penalty. As a side note, here's another fun quotation from that article: "If the streets were paved with pricks, your mother would walk on her ass". This, apparently, is pretty common invective in Italian.
Have a good weekend. Also, try to do something nice for your mother.
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Math Puzzler Answer
Abby was the closest, but nobody got it exactly (that is to say, none of my twelve readers, of which three responded).
The original post is here. In case you missed it. Abby noted that in the following line:
...both sides are actually zero. This is not necessarily problematic, but this case, it's setting us up for the real mistake, which shows up in the line:
Thanks for playing.
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Do I Understand Any of This?
One of the arguments for Creationism is that "life" is contrary to the second law of thermodynamics: that energy tends towards maximum randomness or entropy. I read something recently that pointed out that living things are, in fact, far more efficient than non-living things when it comes to randomly dispersing energy, so the second law of thermodynamics is actually an argument against Creationism, assuming you see the "purpose," if you will, of the universe as dispersing as much energy at random until it's all spent--a goal that is certainly in line with, amongst other things, the Big Bang Theory.
Wait, What? Math Puzzler
Found this on a friend's Facebook page and felt obliged to share. Let's assume that we have two numbers a and b that are equal. Consider the following argument:
By multiplying both sides by a, we get:
Then we subtract b^2 from both sides to get:
On the left side we have a difference of squares, on the right we can factor out a b, which gives us:
Actually, I did that wrong. Since a and b are equal, we can substitute a for b and get:
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
MSA SOS ASAP!
So, the Missouri Scholar's Academy is getting cut. For the uninformed, it's a three-week program that takes place on the Mizzou Campus for 330 of the best high school students every year. Students can only go during the summer between their sophomore and junior years, and most high schools can only send one student.
Surely There's a "Big/Black" Joke I'm Missing Here
So I just got through the Big's and am on my way to the Black's. So far:
- Stone Temple Pilots - Big Bang Baby (always fun)
- Nirvana - Big Cheese (obscure)
- Nine Inch Nails - The Big Come Down (made for a fun transition into...)
- Jonathan Coulton - Big Dick Farts a Polka (best title yet)
- Our Lady Peace - Big Dumb Rocket (big dumb song, really)
- Stone Temple Pilots - Big Empty
- Sting - Big Lie Small World (which is in tens... or fives, depending on how you count it)
- Nirvana - Big Long Now (obscure, possibly about a penis)
- Nine Inch Nails - Big Man with a Gun (less obscure, definitely about a penis)
- Foo Fighters - Big Me (The Fresh Fighters! Also, breaking up the STP, Nirvana, NIN loop)
- Natalie Imbruglia - Big Mistake (surprisingly good for vapid Auzzie-pop)
- Harry McClintock - Big Rock Candy Mountain (from O Brother, Where Art Thou!)
- Billy Joel - Big Shot (used to be)
- Bjork - Big Time Sensuality (Bjork? You must be bjoking!)
- Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi (not-great interp of a classic Joni Mitchell song that I, clearly, don't have)
- and finally Weird Al Yankovic's The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.
AFter that, KT Tunstall with Black Horse & The Cherry Tree, Jacko's Black or White, Radiohead's Black Star and then Thom Yorke's Black Swan, Beck's Black Tambourine will then finish off a suite of awesome that will inevitably be let down by Lenny Kravitz's Black Velveteen (I assume, I haven't actually heard it yet) but brought right back with The Doobie Brothers' Black Water and The Beatles Blackbird (followed by a Blackbird/Yesterday medley from the Love soundtrack). Then Porcupine Tree's Blackest Eyes, Blackhole from Beck and Muse will finish off the set with Blackout.
After that's an assortment with a few bleed's, blind's, and blood's, but no more sizeable stretches until Blue, which won't likely be for a while.
Ah, fun.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
...Twitter...
I haven't officially griped about Daylight Saving's Time, but it wasn't all that torturous this year, so I don't feel like it.
Pretend like I did.
Anywho, this may be an awful mistake, but I signed up for Twitter, hence the appearance of the feed on the left of the screen (for those of you who haven't upgraded to RSS feeds yet).
Anyway, Rocketboom did a bit on it (which I would link to directly, but their site seems to be behaving badly) noting that it's the one technology that's actually rivaling Google in terms of useful searches. Notably, Twitter search results update in seconds, whereas content can take hours to hit Google. Which is not to say that it could possibly replace Google, but it can capture a real-live information snapshot of what's going on right now. For example, if you want to know, say, how long the lines are at Six Flags, you can find that on Twitter, not so much on Google.
I've resisted Twitter in the past, mostly because I like to elucidate at length, which you just can't do in 140 characters. But I figure, what the hell? It's not like it's going to actually get in the way of anything--it takes all of a minute a day to put up a few updates. If it cuts into anything, it'll be blogging time.
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Brother, Can You Paradigm?
Q2 is certainly giving some love to we Wii owners... okay, that was an awkward phrasing.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Lose Ben Stein's Money
Ben Stein was on Charles Osgood's Sunday Morning today, and he did a little segment in which he "put on his economist hat" and explained how to deal with the recession (I searched for a clip on the tubez, but no luck). His argument was that the downturn in the economy had to do with the supply and velocity of money, that Ben Bernake of the Federal Reserve was doing a great job of expanding the money supply, but that money wasn't being spent because of a decline in consumer confidence. Stein claimed that the Obama administration was scaring people into saving too much money and that if all the higher-ups would get together and say that the recession would be over in twelve months, then it would be.
This bothers me, because Stein is no idiot, but between his recent rhetoric on this and his laughable intelligent-design doc Expelled, he's not scoring any intellect points and shedding most of what he gained (along with moxy-points) during his stint on Win Ben Stein's Money.
Before I delve into this, I will throw out the caveat that I have an economic degree and that I regularly read up on economics. I'd say my understanding is better than most, but still far from perfect, so keep that in mind. Now, Stein.
The way to fix this is to increase spending, and the only spending the government has any control over is its own. It could aid consumer and corporate spending by helping make the banks more solvent as well. But all in all, money has to be spent, and Stein's approach (which matches the GOP's outlook more generally) is that the best way to do this is to tell people to spend money. Or worse, a number of Republicans are in favor of balancing the budget right now. Apparently, their history textbooks' coverage of the Hoover administration is limited to his eponymous dam.
Hoover taught us that doing nothing is, in fact, a bad idea. And Japan has taught us that doing not enough is, in fact, almost as bad.
And none of this really addresses the bigger issue: that our (and by our I don't necessarily mean "the American") economy is built on imaginary money. This I have found (and continue to find) deeply disturbing. The ultimate cause of these collapses is that banks had hedged their bets with assets that turned out to be worthless. Let me rephrase that, banks were doing business, thinking everything was fine because they had all these little pieces of paper supposedly worth hundreds of dollars apiece, and they turned out to be worth tens of dollars apiece. But because nothing small happens in this country, it aggregated, and something like tens of trillions of dollars just, sort of, stopped being there so much, at all.
It's like we built a house of cards, bragged about its robustness on the grounds that we were able to build it up really damned high, and then stood in stupid astonishment when it toppled over.
And this is where I segue awkwardly into a broader point that I've noticed. Smart people, qualified people, thoughtful, forward-looking people, these are not the people that actually make the important decisions. Decisions are made by aggressive people, by ambitious people, by ill-informed people that have out-mud-slung their opponents and managed to not fuck things up so badly that they've gotten the boot (which apparently has to be pretty bad, e.g., Mario Barry). But more than that, there are plenty of smart people who are so indoctrinated that they will stand firm on their beliefs in the face of overwhelming evidence because, well, hell if I know why.
Ben Stein is a great example. He's not a dumb man, but you wouldn't know it to hear his out-gassings of late. Of course, there are plenty of educated people who are convinced that God created man on the sixth day, as told in Genesis 1 (despite the explicit contradiction with science!!!!!--also, if that statement offends your Christianity, pretend I was talking about Islam or something). I've known many, many otherwise rational and intelligent people who would switch into automatic-irrational-defensive mode the second you offer any kind of evidence there might be something less-than-perfect with their religion.
Or the whole Reaganomics thing. All empirical evidence suggests that the supply-side effect of a tax reduction would not be nearly enough to outstrip the losses of tax revenue. But no, somebody heard about it from his dad when he was twelve and can't be convinced otherwise, dammit, because he really wants to believe it. And that's really what it all comes down to. So Stein clings to an outdated and irrelevant model because it lines up neatly with what he wants to believe about the world. And, hell, the model I outlined is simple, but it's not willfully ignorant.
Okay, I'm rambling. More later,
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Transformers: Revenge of Your Mom
Is it too early for me to be geeking out about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?
Didn't think so. (note, I started this post a couple weeks ago, so if it feels dated, you won't notice in a month or two when it is dated)
After a Super Bowl teaser, Michael Bay and company have released a full-length trailer which can be found at the official website. This one definitely has a darker tone than the first--which I'm very okay with. I re-watched the first one (having re-watched the 1986 cartoon recently as well) and was reminded of how much fun it is, while at the same time not being a very good film. It's visually stunning, it's chock-full of compelling action and transformation eye-candy. Also, not to dwell on it too much, but Megan Fox. Megan Fox.
Moving on.
On the whole I liked it... it was just... stupid. I can understand, you make some concessions to reality (after all, the story is about giant warring alien robots that disguise themselves as vehicles). But there was a lot, A Lot, A LOT of unnecessary expository silliness. Why does the NSA employ an Australian hott who posits (correctly) that a "signal" that hacked the US military was, in fact, a living, evolving robotic organism. This signal was of course graphically represented as a soundwave that you could zoom into and see little symbols floating around, because 12 years after Hackers the movie-going public still thinks that's how computers work (hey, they did it in Serenity, too, so it's not like Bay's the only culprit here).
This was all, of course, buried amongst plain-old silliness, including the giant-robot-pissing-on-something joke and its close cousin the giant-robot-getting-pissed-on joke. See also: giant robots hiding in and around a subdivision. See also: Giant robots saying "Oops, my bad". Giant robots using slang and referring somewhat anachronistically to eBay and the World Wide Web... Tangentially, if they learned to speak from the web, how is it that they use complete sentences? I'm just sayin'... (omfg!)
John Turturro's character was a complete waste of budget--so over-the-top that when he is forced to "strip" we see the funny undershirt, the funny boxer shorts, and the funny socks with suspenders. Sheesh. As for the robots, none of them really resonated except Optimus Prime and Bumblebee. Jazz was pretty hollow, which must be why no one cared when he got killed. Starscream somehow managed to fail Megatron "once again" without them ever actually interacting, that way we get the nifty line from the cartoon. Speaking of...
There were about five too many homages to the old cartoon. Having Prime say "One shall stand, one shall fall", that was pretty subtle. Sam saying that there was "more than meets the eye" to his love interest. Cheesey, but fine, we get it. Bumblebee beats up a little yellow Volkswagon. Come on.
So, what I'm getting at is that I sincerely hope the second film focuses more on robots fighting with other robots and blowing shit up between car chases and less on half-assed answers to questions we didn't ask. A little Wikipedia-style research (seriously, what did we do back in the day?) has brought me some information to "Squee" over. Overall, there will be around 40 robots (compared with the first movie's 11). Newcomers will include fan-fav's Arcee and Soundwave (little dude from the first film was Soundwave-esque, but was actually billed as "Frenzy"). And the bad guys?
Bay has said that Megatron isn't being resurrected for this film, and I haven't heard anything about a Galvetron appearance. Speculation arose from clues in the title, because there is a character in the canon named "The Fallen", but there's also a "Revenge", and both are pretty serious villains. There was also early talk of Devastator being the main baddie, and the trailer supports this, because Devastator is huge and at the end of both the TV and film spots we see Optimus Prime dangling like a charm bracelet from a massive killer machine.
Although, this will involve a little ret-conning (so soon?) on Bay's part, since he re-christened Brawl as "Devastator" and subsequently killed him in the first film because he liked the name better. The first film also saw the demise of Bonecrusher, who is part of the Devastator composite and he's been replaced in some fashion. And this is indicative of (here's where I segue neatly into) my worries about Bay's films in general and T:RotF in particular.
Random Links
From Alex Payne, Rules for Computing Happiness.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
My Head... It's... With the Hurting... Slightly
So last night was our house-warming party, which we conveniently scheduled to occur when many of our friends were out of town. Particularly Abby's friends. Actually, half the people Abby invited got called out of town at the last minute.
Regardless, it was small, but still fun. I managed to get completely shit-faced off beer. Beer. I can't think of the last time that's happened. And I'm moving pretty slow this morning thanks to your-friend-and-mine the hangover. But it's not too bad, so I'll get over it.
We over-prepared. Actually, Abby over-prepared; she did the lion's share of the planning work, and it's always better to have too much food rather than not enough, but something tells me I'll be taking 7-layer dip in my lunch to work for a week and a half.
It is bitterly, bitterly cold out today. Thank god we brought in some extra firewood a few days ago, because otherwise I'd have to schlep out to the carport to grab more. That also means this post is going to be short, because the computer is in the basement and the basement is roughly the same temperature as the ground outside. Which is, to say, cold.
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